Yeo: “We Flat-Out Stink.”

The first 13 seconds were good. Dany Heatley scored the fastest goal in team history against the Vancouver Canucks (13 seconds).

Then the rest of the team got involved.

Good players in the game: Heatley. Koivu. Setoguchi. Spurgeon. Backstrom (yeah, 5 goals and he was still decent. Tells you how bad the Wild D was…hard to protect the net when your teammates run into you and make you face a Vancouver 5 on 3).

That’s it.

Mike Yeo summed up the rest of the game in his post-game press conference: